What is Captain Janks's full name?
Thomas Cipriano
Captain Janks date of birth:
March 28, 1966
How old is Captain Janks?
60
Where was Captain Janks born?
North Wales, PA
How tall is Captain Janks?
5' 3" (160 cm)
Captain Janks body shape:
Large
What is Captain Janks's ethnicity?
White
What is Captain Janks nationality?
American
What is Captain Janks's occupation?
TV News Anchor
Captain Janks claim to fame:
Asking Newspeople if they like Howard Sterns balls