What is Teddy Microphone's full name?
Teddy Knuetter
What color is Teddy Microphone's hair?
Red
What is Teddy Microphone's ethnicity?
White
What is Teddy Microphone's occupation?
Manager
Teddy Microphone claim to fame:
Artie Lange`s shitty assistant who Jon Hein, who gave him his stupid last name, is gay for